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别出心裁的惩罚 |
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在德国不来梅有这样一个“习俗”:假如你年满30岁时仍未婚,那么你必须到不来梅大教堂前劳动一次——男性打扫大教堂的台阶,女性擦洗酒桶开关。 单身一人的斯特凡刚过罢30岁生日,朋友们便通知他某月某日某时到大教堂前劳动。当然事先是和他商量过的,并已到警察局申报过。 到了预定的这一天,斯特凡身穿黑色燕尾服,戴一顶高顶礼帽,打扮得活像上个世纪的绅士(每年到教堂来劳动的人都必须如此)。在朋友们的陪伴下来到大教堂前。 大教堂前的阶梯总是一尘不染,打什么呢?不要紧,朋友们自有办法——只见有人从汽车里拖出几个大袋子,把里而的酒瓶盖哗啦一声全撒在大教堂前的台阶上。 斯特凡的任务就是把这些瓶盖全部扫在一起。朋友们则在一边喝着饮料观阵,还有一架老式风琴演奏着轻松欢快的民族音乐为他伴奏。 眼看斯特凡就要把瓶盖全部扫在一起了,他的朋友们又稀里哗啦把刚扫到一起的瓶盖撒得到处都是,斯特凡只好重新开始,并无怨言。 我问他的朋友,他要扫到何时和算完事?他们说直到一位姑娘来吻他,并且必需是一位素不相识的少女。 我不由得为他担起心来。 过了一会儿,有母女两骑车经过。女儿好奇地问母亲他们在干什么。母亲低声向女儿解释了一番...
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中国十大经典谎言 |
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网站:我们是**的。 电信:我们是亏损的。 警察:我们是为人民服务的。 上市公司:我们不做假报表的。 客车司机:准时出发。 老板:我不会忘记你的贡献。 公司职员:明天我就不干了。 商贩:大亏本、大出血、大甩卖。 影视明星:我们只是朋友关系。 公安人员:决不让任何一个犯罪分子逃脱。 政客:我一分钱都没收。 领导:下面,我简单地讲两句....
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恩怨 |
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恩怨这东西也是刺, 长在自己身上,不划算, 长在别人身上,看着别扭. 不过 如果能拔下来, 就不叫恩怨了....
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Clarence Cleans His Roof |
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It was an important thing 1)shoveling snow and the quality of your work could be seen by anybody driving by in a car, so people tried to get every last 2)speck of snow off the roof. Clarence Bunson once worked so hard shoveling snow off of his roof that he had to lie down on the roof. He was so tired, he just 3)hooked his heels into the gutters and he lay back against the 4)pitch of the roof. And he was warm from all of that 5)exertion and the sun was still in the sky, and the next thing he knew he woke up and he’d been sleeping there for a while, and he felt a little 6)chilly. And also he felt as if some giant thing had grabbed hold of his chest and he looked down, and his heels were no longer in the gutter--they were hanging over the gutter. And his jacket, he was wearing a shealing jacket and it had frozen to the roof--the back of the jacket and also his 7)outstretched arms had frozen to the roof. It was really solidly frozen. People drove by in the street and 8)honked at him a...
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